Not Your Boyfriend’s Tee.
Black-Owned, Sapphic-approved, Designed with Love in California.
Subtle Pride Apparel.
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For the bride who isn’t interested in subtlety.
The Somebody’s Gay Ass Wife Tee is made for wedding weekends, bachelorette trips, and every moment leading up to “I do.” Equal parts funny and sentimental, it’s the kind of piece that turns heads and ends up in half your wedding photos.
The back features the unapologetic “Somebody’s Gay Ass Wife” graphic, while the front is customized with your name and wedding date — turning the shirt into a wearable memory from one of the best days of your life.
Printed on a Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee, it has that perfectly broken-in feel from the very first wear. The relaxed fit makes it easy to throw on with jeans, biker shorts, or pajamas during getting-ready moments with your favorite people.
Whether you're celebrating your engagement, planning your wedding weekend, or surprising your future wife with something a little chaotic and very gay — this one delivers.
Customization
Personalize the front of the tee with:
• Your name (Example: Mx. Blair, Mrs. Blair, etc)
• Your wedding year (Example: Est. 2024)
• Your preferred font color
Choose any font color from the color chart shown in the product photos.
If no color is entered, the design will be printed in the default color shown in the images.
Features
Comfort Colors® garment-dyed T-shirt
100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, lived-in feel
Relaxed unisex fit
Custom front print (name + wedding date)
Bold back graphic: “Somebody’s Gay Ass Wife”
Short sleeves + classic crew neckline
Perfect For
Lesbian brides
Bachelorette weekends
Wedding morning getting-ready outfits
Queer bridal gifts
Honeymoon travel
Engagement celebrations
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on design
Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Your favorite sapphic hangout, reimagined. Whether you’re grabbing coffee with your crew or lounging at home, The Planet Cafe Tee keeps queer legacy alive in style.
Soft, washed cotton that feels lived-in from day one
Relaxed fit — effortless, comfy, and cool
Pre-shrunk with reinforced stitching so it actually lasts
Classic crew neckline, aka pairs with literally anything
Features
100% ring-spun cotton, ethically grown & harvested in the US
Soft-washed, medium-weight fabric for a vintage feel (6.1 oz/yd²)
Double-needle stitching throughout for durability
Relaxed silhouette made for layering or solo wear
Care
Machine wash cold with like colors
Turn inside out to preserve print
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Avoid bleach or harsh detergents
With its statement graphic and Y2K-inspired fit, this tee is made for serving looks while embracing your queer identity unapologetically.
Printed on a Gildan 5000B tee, it delivers that iconic early-2000s baby tee silhouette — slightly fitted, effortlessly flattering, and perfect for styling with cargos, denim, or your favorite mini.
Whether you're heading to Pride, brunch, a night out, or just living your best expensive life, this one does all the talking for you.
Customization
Personalize your tee with:
• Your preferred font color
• Choose from the color options shown in the product photos
If no color is selected, the design will be printed in the default color shown.
Features
Gildan 5000B baby tee
100% cotton
Fitted, Y2K-inspired silhouette
Lightweight, everyday fabric
Bold front graphic: “Expensive & Homosexual”
Classic crew neckline
Perfect For
Pride outfits
Queer fashion lovers
Gay pride celebrations
Y2K aesthetic looks
Fun, statement-making gifts
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on design
Do not bleach
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.14 | 16.93 | 18.11 | 18.90 | 20.08 |
| Length, in | 20.47 | 22.05 | 23.62 | 25.20 | 26.38 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 13.39 | 14.17 | 15.35 | 16.14 | 17.32 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
We’re gay for this-
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For anyone who’s ever caught feelings for the girl in class, the barista who knows your order, or — oops — your best friend’s girlfriend. The Sapphic Tendencies Baby Tee gets it. Cropped, smart, and a little cheeky, it’s a go-to for wearing your truth without apology.
Made from breathable cotton with a hint of stretch, it hugs in all the right places while keeping things soft and easy. The cropped cut and playful design make it just as good for summer hangs as it is layered under your favorite jacket.
Basically: cute, comfy, and sapphic as hell.
Features
100% cotton, breathable + soft
Moderate-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with stretch
Cropped bodycon fit that flatters and moves with you
Crew neckline + short sleeves
DTG printed Sapphic Tendencies design
Easy to style solo or layered
Care
Machine wash cold (30°C, gentle cycle)
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron on low, avoid print
Do not dry clean
Show off where your loyalties lie — the Gay for This™ Baby Tee is our signature logo top and a love letter to the community we’re proud to dress. We’re a vibrant, rule-breaking brand making statement pieces for sapphics, feminists, and all the beautifully nonconforming. And our name? A double entendre. Because if you love it, you’re totally gay for it.
This cropped tee blends bold energy with everyday wearability. The cotton fabric has a soft hand feel with just the right amount of stretch, hugging your shape without sacrificing comfort. Pair it with jeans, skirts, or layer it under a jacket — it’s an easy staple that says everything with just two words.
Features
100% cotton, breathable + soft
Moderate-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with stretch
Cropped bodycon fit for everyday wear
Crew neckline + short sleeves
DTG print: Gay for This logo in varsity style
Easy to style for casual or layered looks
Care
Machine wash cold (30°C, gentle cycle)
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron on low, avoid print
Do not dry clean
The Wuh Luh Wuh Baby Tee takes a sapphic inside joke and turns it into a staple — playful, flirty, and instantly recognizable to those who know. Cropped, comfy, and a little cheeky, it’s pride with an edge.
Made from soft 100% cotton with a touch of stretch, it hugs in all the right places while keeping comfort first. Pair it with high-rise denim, skirts, or layer it up — subtle enough for everyday, bold enough to get that knowing smile.
Features
100% cotton, breathable + soft
Moderate-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with stretch
Cropped bodycon fit that flatters and moves with you
Crew neckline + short sleeves
DTG print: Wuh Luh Wuh in varsity-inspired lettering
Easy to style solo or layered
Care
Machine wash cold (30°C, gentle cycle)
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron on low, avoid print
Do not dry clean
